John - The original Dawg 2005

Oh. My. God.

2008-04-08T02:44:25Z

So, yeah. Today was interesting.

I hung out with the girl I seriously think I'm love with today (don't worry, she doesn't like me back :P). And the fucking craziest thing happened. And it doesn't even sound real.

We were walking, and she says, "What would you do if I kissed you?"

Wtf. I had no idea what to say besdies "Uhh, i don't know."

"Would you let me?"
"Uhmm, yeah... I guess"

Then she wrapped her arms around me and... kissed me.
WHAT THE FUCK.

I could hardly look her in the eye.

She keeps saying that she's sorry, and that she'll explain why she is later.
Which might be... Friday? This weekend? I don't know.

I mean, I couldn't do anything. I just stood there and took it. I mean, the last second or two I kissed back, but I was just so shocked...

Shiiiiiiiiiiit. WHAT DO I DO?!

Holy mother of crap

2008-02-23T05:05:09Z

It took me about 10 minutes to figure out my password. Lmao.

Okay, so, uh, yeah. I haven't posted since November, apparently, which is a little long. Whatever, though, this is gonna be one of my last ones for a long while, I'm guessing. :P

Okay, so, lemme update you on ME. Not you, you selfish monkey, ME. :]

I've been working out a lot lately, and I'm now 183 pounds (figure that out, Brits!), and 5'8", I bench 150 now, and yada yada you don't care about that shizz.

I believe I'm in love, but I'm sure she doesn't feel the same, so I'm going to leave that be, since we're like, best friends. :D So it doesn't really bother me all that much.

I no longer believe in online relationships, because they're CREEPY AS HELL, but that's just a random thought.

This is really scattered, if you haven't noticed; deal with it.

Damn, I'm a boring person. Haha.

OH, and if someone wants to send me some money for a Guitar Hero guitar (mine just broke), that'd be fantastic.

So, uh, yeah. Kthxbai. D:

Lalalaaaa.

2007-11-10T07:07:59Z

THATS MY JAM.

I seriously need to post here more, so you guys can at least know I'm alive. XD I've lost touch with EVERYONE. It's terrible, but I never remember LJ.

MYSPACE WILL WORK THOUGH :]

Oh, new bench max, btw - 120 lbs.

Lyk, rawr, and stuff.

2007-09-18T02:34:18Z

Omg update. O:

I have no idea what I said in the last one, so if you see anything that's been said... oh well. XD

So, school's started, and it's alright. I've just started working out again a few weeks ago. My upper body strength has got waaay better. 8D

My bench press max is 110. So yay for John. GIVE ME YAY NAO >O

kthxbai :3

lyk heyz

2007-09-01T22:00:27Z

So football season is officially started. Our first game wasn't in our district, so it didn't count on our district record. We lost 6-8. D: But it's okay, because our defense was killing them. Bad. XD

If I remember, I'll post up the next game's score. k? k. XD

ZOMG UPDATE FROM JOHN? NO WAI

2007-07-25T22:18:30Z

I totally forgot I had this, no kidding. XD Okay, so, I'm guessing a lot of you are probably wondering what I've been doing lately. No? TOO BAD 4 U.

K, four days a week I've been going to school (high school, it be scary) to work out. S.A.C. (no dirty jokes plz), AKA Strength and Conditioning. We do an hour of each, and today was our first test day (Second being tomorrow, which is the last day of SAC). My weights? Well, they aren't too great:

Max Bench (Single): 85 lbs
Max Bench (Multi): 75 lbs
Max Squat (Single): 175 lbs
Max Squat (Multi): 120 lbs (WTF)

Tomorrow is Power Clean and Incline, both suck. D:

So once SAC is over, I might be on a tad more, but I'm going to sign up for a gym with my friend, so I'll be there a lot.

Oh, and I weighed 187 when I started, and now I'm 185. :D

=/

2007-04-04T01:43:05Z

Okay, 8th Grade Spring play is coming up. I hate it.
I did have a part (but quit and went to spots for good), but before I even quit the play, I already got replaced by the favorite. Who is a complete bitch to me.

I don't know what it is lately. The girl I like talks to me like she despises me, and I was joking around with the "favorite" saying "You suck at sweeping" and he says, "Well how about you do it? Lose some weight."

The fucker wasn't playing. >_>

So yeah, I'm pretty pissed at him, and my other friend accidentally broke my camera dancing. Funny, but still pissed.

I downloaded Sugarcult, too, and they are kick ass.

So overall I'm pretty pissed off. But some of my other friends are pretty cool and get my mind off of things.

Bleh.

Blah XP

2007-03-14T04:38:59Z

Okidokee.

Getting over Jackie is not going over well. At all. I can't get my mind off of her.
I just found out the other girl likes like 3 other guys, but why do I have to be the one she likes most?! Geez!
The only thing taking my mind off of things is some clips from Employee of the Month. And if you haven't seen that movie, I reccommend you at least rent the movie.

And now I want to talk in one of those exaggeratted English accents, blame cartoons. Lmfao.

And if you send me a message anywhere except AIM, I probably won't get back to you in a long time.

John teh Sex0r
Add me

So, like I said, this isn't easy. She likes someone else, I can deal with that. Does it hurt? Yeah. But oh well. The only thing I can think of to do is win her over, and believe me, it will not be easy one single bit. Blah.

OH, and Jacob & I had a boxing match earlier. We suck, but it's all fun.

That's all for now.

~John

Fuck.

2007-03-12T02:13:38Z

First off, I need to talk to you all again. :[

And man, I'm fucked up right now. Okay, if you've read my past entries, I was crazy over a girl named Jackie, now we talked on AIM and it turns out she likes someone else, and I said, "It's pointless liking you, isn't it? Since nothing can really happen." And she said "I guess." Not what I wanted. And I got my other friend liking me, and she's pretty cool and all, but I don't know if it'd work out since I might always have Jackie in the back of my head. :/

So I'm totally confused right now. Fuck.

-John

So, yeah, Valentines...

2007-02-14T22:14:39Z

Was not great at all. I was hardly noticed, I mean, yeah, people have their girlfriends and boyfriends, but it would've been nice to at least get a "hi" from someone. My friend gave me half of his cupcake (which was hella good XD) because he didn't want it anymore, and I got a Kiss (candy... XD) from one girl, but it was a class thing. And, guess what? I didn't talk to you-know-who one bit. I had my chance, but I didn't take them. I feel terrible about it, I know I can do something, but I can't for some reason, at least not on my own, and I don't know how the hell that's gonna work.

Aside from that, good day. XDDD

Oh, and at the school we go to for French, we had a small party. Fun.

So...

2007-02-13T22:44:17Z

Today was another normal day. Fun. XD

The drama department has a bowling thing going on Friday, and it's nine bucks to go, good price for two hours and free popcorn and drinks. And I'm going, and I hope "she" goes, maybe I can gain up the courage and talk to her, eh?

I use to be pretty good at bowling, so I hope I do good after a almost two year hiatus. XD

Let's see, test tomorrow for US History, I'll pass it, it's an easy class (for me at least).

OH. My friend and I pranked people with soundboards, and it was FUNNY. XD

Stupid.

2007-02-12T23:17:54Z

Ignore the title. XD

Okay, so I had a... normal day I guess.

Let's see... yeah. XD

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Wowza. XD

2007-02-12T01:41:58Z

I need to study for two French tests, sucks being absent. XD

Okay, so I still haven't talked to the girl, big suprise. Annnnd I learned a few new words (and so did Emma), thanks to Dawson. XD

The Noose

2007-02-08T00:56:00Z

*Totally did not steal that from CAD*

Okay, it's been awhile since I've last talked to you all. So here's an update on my life.

I started working out with the Bowflex, and I'm already getting results, I've gotten stronger and I'm starting to lose weight.

I do like a girl in my Drama class, but I'm terrified to talk to her. And I need to do something about it, because I know I'll regret not asking her out in the future.

School is just fine and dandy, I suppose. Passing classes, etc...

I've been a little more social, but... I'm still crappy with talking to other people. I need help to boost my self-esteem, you know? I really want to talk to the girl I like. ._.

THE END. XD

Well

2007-02-08T00:13:11Z

I finally got my account back. I hate forgetting my password. XD

Okay, so I forgot how to do... everything on here, so whatever. I'm back at PC indefinitely, so it's not forever. Sorry people. XD

yhfgyuhtfg

CHANCE!

2006-12-21T04:06:49Z

I just might have a chance with Jackie...

=]]]

Damn.

2006-12-04T01:39:34Z

I never get to talk to any of my online friends anymore, school work fucking sucks.

Okay, so the jackass neighbors wouldn't open the door when I could HEAR them inside, all I wanted was my football that went over the fence. ;_;

Blah blah. I'm ranty today. XD

Blah.

2006-11-20T00:59:58Z

I forgot about LJ. XD

I won't be on MSN too much, as you all know, but for some reason, more than half of the time it won't even sign me in like today.

And my Xbox broke down after 5 years. And my friend brought his over yesterday and I think he's picking it up tomorrow. Which is good, because I got Madden 07 last week. Kick ass game might I add.

And on eBay, I found someone who bought a PS3 for a quarter of a million dollars. Email me if you want a pic of it.

My cousin is coming over Thursday for Thanksgiving, which is awesome, because we haven't seen each other in almost two years.

Oh, and:

COWBOYS BEAT THE COLTS ENDING THEIR WINNING STREAK!!! =DDD

It was an awesome game. The first half was mainly a defensive game.

I really should start making my Christmas list, it's only a month away.

So far I got:

Call of Duty 3 - PC
Xbox 360 or Wii

and that's all I remember. I don't want that much this year.

I'm finally gonna shut up now. XD

grefv

2006-10-15T16:35:53Z

And I thought Matt made bad typos...

Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: Everything is two years earlier in Canada and UK. D:
(5:10 PM) Sorano / Karli: =D
(5:10 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: Job, 13, smoking, 16, sex, 18
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XD
(5:10 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: * 16 *sex(*
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>_>
(5:11 PM) Sorano / Karli: wtf. XDD
(5:11 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: Shut up
XD
(5:12 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: My wrist is in pain,so yea. XD;
Abd my knnee
*and
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<>________>
*<))))))))))))<
FUCK SAKE
(5:12 PM) Sorano / Karli: XDDDDDDD
(5:12 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: **<_______< Oh shit up XDDDDD *shut *shut *shut XDDDD (5:12 PM) Sorano / Karli: ROFL (5:12 PM) Ĵøħņ «ßęīņĝ Şéxŷ: I swear that was an accident. XD (5:13 PM) Sorano / Karli: rofl....XD Shit up.... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Pants

2006-10-11T15:44:54Z

I'm sick today. D:

I almost threw up, so I just went back to bed. -_-
Not to mention that My stomach has an endless pain.

Oh, and last night's game was tough. We were pretty much equally matched. 6-6. No overtime since it's middle school football. And one guy hurt his neck so bad on the feild, an ambulance came. I felt bad for him. His team wasn't even concerned, but most of us were! XD

So yea, now we're 0-3-1. Which is better than 0-4, and the Coaches told us (B team coaches) that they were undeafeted against Truitt for 4 years. Now they can make it 5, because we didn't lose. >D

And on the first reverse, they got us GOOD. And one of our guys ran the ball 80 yards and got pushed out before the TD.

Good game. I'll put some pics on here... if I remember to. XD

Oh, and I'm not supposed to be on the computer. XDD

We're gonna lose...

2006-10-09T22:12:18Z

We haven't practiced since Thursday, and we had no school today.

I'll guess...

Truitt - 28
Dean - 6

With us losing.

Oh, and I split my chin open. It hurts. D:

-_-

2006-09-25T03:22:43Z

I got certain things on my mind and it's bothering me. >_>

Woo!!

2006-09-24T02:43:17Z

Yesterday's practice was awesome! I caught an interception and ran it 30 yards! I still have a visual!! XDD

I was so happy, you can't believe it. XD

And I hurt my arm when I brought down Thunder Thighs at the 5 yard line, but he DIDN'T GET THE TOUCHDOWN!! 8DDDD

I kicked ass the past two days. 8D *happy*

HAPPY HaPPY JOY JOY

Blah

2006-09-20T11:06:14Z

I'm sick, fear.

>_>

2006-09-20T01:06:58Z

Yea, so the football game. We lost. Bad.

I swear some of those guys were TOO good and big to be on the B team. >_>

7-28

Next week will be worse, since Thorton is a school of behemoths.